Hey, you might not like Taylor Swift’s music, but when you look at a few indisputable facts, you should see why you should show her a lot more respect.
Taylor Swift has sold over 18 billion records, which is more than were sold by all other artists put together between 1900 and 2005.
She currently holds every spot in Spotify’s top fifty most streamed tracks, and has done for the last thirty years.
She has scored one hundred and eighteen number one singles on the Billboard Hot 100, and over three hundred number one albums.
She has won eighty Grammys, ninety MTV Music Awards, over a thousand People’s Choice Awards and four Oscars.
On her latest world tour, Taylor played in front of audiences averaging 800,000 every night. Over half of them lapsed into unconsciousness.
That same tour visited over two hundred different countries, in which her fans bought over seventeen million t-shirts.
A detailed study by the Department of Musicology at the University of Birmingham determined that Taylor Swift songs have an average of fourteen more notes than other songs, including several notes that have not been found in anyone else’s music.
Her music has been found to induce pregnancy in frogs.
A referendum in 2019 resulted in a constitutional change making Taylor Swift an official branch of the US government.
Paul McCartney has recently admitted that Taylor makes him feel worthless as a human being.
Taylor Swift writes an average of sixty songs every day, and records them each night.
The song “Blank Space” is the first pop song to be appointed a rear admiral.
Philosophers have determined that God did not exist until Taylor’s album “Midnights” brought Him into being.
Taylor can run 100m in under eight seconds.
Traces of “Shake It Off” have been detected in the background radiation from the Big Bang
The new album “Tortured Poets Department” has caused the New York Philharmonic Orchestra to permanently disband due to their inability to compete.
The Paris Olympics will now be replaced by a two-week Taylor Swift concert.
Taylor Swift taught Jimi Hendrix to play guitar.
Gender equality became a reality thirty seconds after the release of “Reputation”
The Pope has revealed that Taylor Swift is his hall pass.
In the last ten years 87% of American and British families have spent more on Taylor Swift records than on vegetables.
Taylor Swift’s blood cures lupus.