Feyd-Rautha on Tinder
Poem No. 5 from my upcoming book "Songs of the Sietch: 100 Poems About Frank Herbert's Dune, Denis Villeneuve's Dune, and Denis Villeneuve's Dune Part Two"
Feyd-Rautha got on Tinder
And he set up his profile
Interests: Stabbing people, Betraying relatives, Brooding Silently with Animal Intensity
Turn-ons: Being manipulated into sex by mysterious aristocrats in order to maintain noble bloodlines
Turn-offs: Losing duels to skinny little bitches
Ideal date: Somewhere with lots of shade as I burn easily
Feyd-Rautha uploaded a photo of himself doing shots at The Hofbrauhaus
And sat back, and waited
Five minutes later, he had match
Her name was Tayla
She lived just fifteen minutes away
Her favourite band was Taxiride
Feyd-Rautha smiled
It was all coming together