Every Friends Episode, Ranked

The One With The Definitive Ranking of Episodes

1. The One With The Murder-Suicide

2. The One With Monica’s Goitre

3. The One Where Everyone Wears The Same Pants

4. The One With The Thing

5. The One Set Entirely In The 18th Century

6. The One With Grover

7. The One Where Ross Is A Bit Of A Scallywag

8. The One Where The Helen Hunt Cameo Makes No Sense

9. The One By Elton John

10. The One Where Everyone Wishes To Live Deliciously

11. The One Where Deborah Is Angry At Ray For Forgetting Her Birthday

12. The One With The Sentient Oven, Part Two

13. The One With Dave Matthews As Kiki

14. The One In A Balloon

15. The One With The Sentient Oven, Part One

16. The One With A Black Person

17. The One With Phoebe’s Granddaughter

18. The One Where The Gang Goes Hawaiian

19. The One Where The Entire World Is On Fire

20. The One Where Chandler Has A Sniffle

21. The One With The Old Woman Who Lives In A Shoe

22. The One Where The Cucumber Is Not A Vegetable, But A Fruit

23. The One Where Gunther Ejaculates Inside A Furby

24. The One With The Battle Of Agincourt

25. The One Where Pigs Can Talk

26. The One With The Eldritch Horror

27. The One Where The Writers Didn’t Even Watch One Single Fucking Second Of Rugby Before Writing An Episode About Rugby For Fuck’s Sake

28. The One That Is Homophobic

29. The One Where Nobody Can Remember What Life Was Like In The Before Times

30. The One Where Joey Tries Standup

31. The One Where Joey Tries Ballroom Dancing

32. The One Where Joey Tries Orienteering

33. The One Where Rachel Believes Strawberries Are Watching Her

34. The One Where Ross And Madeleine Allbright…You Know

35. The One With The Lonesome Death Of Hattie Carroll

36. The One Where Terence Rattigan Visits

37. The One Where Punky Wants To Be An Astronaut

38. The One With The Flies

39. The One Where Chandler Blinds Six Horses

40. The One With All The Incest

41. The One Where God Exacts His Revenge

42. The One Where Hitler Buys Central Perk

43. The One With No Dialogue

44. The One With No Vision

45. The One With No Jokes

46. The One Where Joey Tries Tapas

47. The One Where Phoebe Kidnaps A Baby

48. The One With A Pie

49. The One Where Everyone Has Lupus

50. The One Where Richard’s Moustache Tells Monica To Kill Her Parents

51. The One Where Someone Has Sex

52. The One Where The Kaiser Dismisses Bismarck

53. The One With An Indefinable Sense Of Numinousness

54. The One Where Angela Lansbury Sells Chandler An Orange

55. The One In Hell

56. The One That You Wondered Why This Episode Was So Weird But Then Realised You Were Watching An Old Tape Of The Tennis

57. The One With The Leper

58. The One Where Everyone Is A Puppet

59. The One Where Ross Kills A Homeless Man While Under The Influence Of Fentanyl

60. The One Where There Is A Humorous Misunderstanding

61. The One With Henry Kissinger

62. The One Where Feelings Are Given Priority Over Material Reality

63. The One With The Song “I’ll Be There For You” by The Rembrandts

64. The Soup Nazi

65. The One Where Everyone Swaps Haircuts

66. The One That Is Six Hours Long

67. The One With Musical Guests The Decemberists

68. The One Where Troops Mass Along The Chinese Border

69. The One With A Car

70. The One Where You Can See Jennifer Aniston’s Nipple If You Pause It At The Right Time

71. The One With A Mongoose

72. The One Where The Whole Time There Is A Lifesize Cutout Of Harry Dean Stanton In The Background And Nobody Ever Mentions It

73. The One Where Dragons Are Real

74. The One Where Oceans Are Now Battlefields

75. The One Where Chandler Has A Feeling

76. The One Where Joey Tries Mescaline

77. The One Where New York Falls In Love

78. The One With All The Cotton

79. The One We Must Not Speak Of

80. The One Where Rachel Falls In Love With A Fish Monster

81. The One Where They Learn About Road Safety, Part Five

82. The One Where They Learn About Road Safety, Part Two

83. The One Where Phoebe Won’t Stop Posting Uninteresting Facts On IMDB

84. The Death Of Chuckles The Clown

85. The One Ring To Rule Them All

86. The One In Addis Ababa

87. The One That Smells Funny

88. The One With The Saucy Banter

89. The One Where The Entire Cast Look Directly At The Camera And Speak A Language Not Heard On This Earth For Millennia

90. The One Where They Are Doomed To Repeat History

91. The One That’s Light On Fizz, So You Can Slam It Down Fast

92. The One Where Monica Buys A Camel

93. The One Where Ross Plays An Alapin-Blackburne Gambit With Disastrous Results

94. The One Where Everyone Longs For Death

95. The One Where Rachel Asks Monica If She Wants To See A Dead Body

96. The One Where They Learn About Road Safety, Part Eight

97. The One Where Chandler Screams “Cunt” Over And Over And Over

98. The One With All The Racial Violence

99. The One Where Nobody Knows Who Nelson Mandela Is

100. The One Where The Magic Of Imagination Is All We Need

101. The One Where Phoebe Gives Birth To A Four-Headed Goat

102. The One Where There Is Something Sinister In A Small Maine Town

103. The One Where They Drink Coffee

104. The One Where Everyone Is Wearing An Inflatable Sumo Costume

105. The One With The Lesbian Breakdancing Championship

106. The One Where Mr Heckles Reveals His Virtuosic Piano Talent

107. The One With The Great Staring Eye

108. The One With The Muay Thai

109. The One With The Ham

110. The One With The Toilet

111. The One With The Grapes

112. The One With The Worrying MRI Results

113. The One With The Polyps

114. The One With The Enormous Egg

115. The One With The Fax

116. The One With The Jelly

117. The One With The Welsh Choir

118. The One With The Spandex Menorah

119. The One With The Bluebird Of Happiness

120. The One Where Chandler And Monica Spit In Each Other’s Mouths

121. The One With Tom Green As Judas Iscariot

122. The One Where The Gang Uncovers Human Rights Violations In Myanmar

123. The One Where Ross Is Made Of Salt

124. The One With All The Eels

125. The One With The Sexual Tyrannosaurus

126. The One Where Central Perk Is Haunted By Confederate Deserters

127. Bandersnatch

128. The One With The How Loud Can We Scream Contest

129. The One With The Star-Nosed Mole

130. The One With The Rug

131. The One With The Fridge

132. The One With The Shoes

133. The One With The Disputed Habsburg Succession

134. The One Where Chandler And Joey Collide In Mid-Air After Being Fired Out Of Cannons At The Same Time

135. The One Where Rachel Is Honestly Kind Of A Slut

136. The One With All The Earwax

137. The One Where Racism Is Solved

138. The One Where Dorothy Marries Leslie Nielsen

139. The One With The Summer Of The Seventeenth Doll

140. The One Where Monica Announces To The Japanese People That She Renounces Her Divinity

141. The One Where Everything Explodes

142. The One Where The Gang Produces A Variety Of Large And Small Gametes

143. The One Where There Is Some Music

144. The One Where The Gang Rescue The Baby Elora Danan From Queen Bavmorda

145. The One Where There Is A Cat

146. The One With The Radio That Speaks Only The Truth

147. The One Where The Truth About The Flat Earth Is Suppressed

148. The One Where Monica Is Characterized By Moderate Viscosities And Dissolved Gas Levels

149. The One Where The Writers Realise Nobody Wanted Joey And Rachel To Get Together

150. The One Where Ross Leads The Villagers Up The Mountain To Kill The Beast

151. The One With The Knee Surgery

152. The One Where Fat People Are Evil

153. The One Where The Velociraptor Starts Talking

154. The One Where Chandler Can’t Stop Laughing Every Time Anyone Says “Cumin”

155. The One Where Phoebe And Chandler Travel To A Planet That Is The Wild West

156. The One Where Rachel Covers Up Her Hit And Run

157. The One With The Ugly Person

158. The One Where Nobody Will Look At Ross’s Third Ear

159. The One With The Ant

160. The One Where Graham Parker Makes Questionable Career Decisions

161. The One With All The Foreskins

162. The One Where Monica Can Hear The Lambs

163. The One With The Sex Race

164. The One Where They Learn About Road Safety, Part One

165. The One Where Everyone Agrees That The N Word Is Actually Fine

166. The One Where Joey Is Cast In The Reboot Of Are You Being Served?

167. The One Where There Is Unbearable Suspense Over Which Friend Is The Nazi

168. The One Where Everyone Has A Beard

169. The One Where Rachel And Monica Double-Team Skippy From Family Ties

170. The One With The Anus

171. The One With All The Famous Baseballers Playing Themselves

172. The One Where A Giant Ape Falls In Love With Phoebe

173. The One Where The Same Giant Ape Falls In Love With Chandler

174. The One Where The Giant Ape Takes Some Time To Find Himself Before He Can Commit To Another Relationship

175. The One Where The Giant Ape Agrees To Go Guarantor For Joey’s Boat Loan

176. The One With The Aspirin

177. The One That Scared The Shit Out Of Me

178. The One With Phoebe’s Faecal Transplant

179. The One Where Paul Rudd Is The Best One

180. The One Where Somebody’s Watching Me By Rockwell (1983)

181. The One Where A Giraffe Has A Dark Secret

182. The One Where Rachel’s New Boyfriend Is Clint Howard

183. The One Where Walder Frey Takes His Terrible Revenge On The Starks

184. The One With The Waistcoat

185. The One That’s Right Behind Me, Isn’t It?

186. Grease 2

187. The One That Doesn’t Seem Quite As Good As It Used To, Does It

188. The One Based On A True Story

189. The One Where There Is A Huge Piece Of Meat

190. The One Where The Gang Foments Class War

191. The One Where It’s Pat!

192. The One With All The Cottage Cheese

193. The One Where The Boys Are Back In Town

194. The One Written By AI

195. The One Where Lilith Comes Back

196. The One Where Health Insurance Is A Scam

197. The One Where Rachel Denies 9/11 Ever Happened

198. The One Where Central Perk Refuses To Install A Disabled Bathroom

199. The One With Israel

200. The One Where Everyone Is Strangely Thirsty For Milk

201. The One Where Animal Cruelty Turns Out To Be Good

202. The One With The Crusty Old Sea Dog

203. The One Where Amber Heard Is Vindicated

204. The One Where Chandler, Ross, Joey, Phoebe And Rachel Agree That Monica Sucks

205. The One Where Joey Tries Lego

206. The One Where Carpet Works Fine

207. The One Where Paraguay Experiences The Winds Of Change

208. The One Where Phoebe Falls Over

209. The One Where Ross Dances For Pennies

210. The One Where They Go To Utah

211. The One Where Chandler Questions The Need For Belts

212. The One Where Ross And Monica Swap Brains

213. The One Where Rachel’s Mother Punches A Child

214. The One Where Charles Is In Charge

215. The One With Jesus

216. The One Where Chandler Can Talk To Snakes

217. The One With The Penis

218. The One Where Global Economic Factors Play A Major Part

219. The One Where Math Can be Fun

220. The One Where Bryan Adams Asks Monica To Hide Him From The Cops

221. The One Where A Platypus Changes Everything Rachel Thought She Knew About The Animal Kingdom

222. The One With Apples

223. The One Where Phoebe Doesn’t Feel So Fresh Down There

224. The One Where Ross Discovers His Daughter Murdered A Boy With Tap Shoes

225. The One Where Joey’s Eyes Turn Entirely Black As He Foretells A Time Of Fire And Blood

226. The One Where Everyone Fights Over Who Owns The Giant Panda

227. The One Where Computers Are The Future

228. The One Where The Bullets Are Flying

229. The One Where Time Travel Turns Out To Have Unexpected Downsides

230. The One Where Chandler Grins Unsettlingly

231. The One Where Rhoda Moves Out

232. The One You Always Hated

233. The One Where Rachel’s Railway Is Threatened By Man-Eating Lions

234. The One With The Pronghorn Pantyhose

235. The One With The Friends

236. Jaws