If you’re finding the hoary old December chestnut “Whamageddon” - wherein you must try to avoid hearing Wham’s “Last Christmas for as long as possible - a bit played out this year, fear not! There are many variations on the Whamageddon template that are just as much, if not more, fun to play this Christmas. Why not try…
Samageddon - see how long you can go without hearing Sam Cooke’s “A Change Is Gonna Come”.
Jamageddon - see how long you can go without hearing The Jam’s “A Town Called Malice”.
Hammageddon - see how long you can go without hearing the voice of Mad Men star Jon Hamm.
Lambageddon - see how long you can go without eating lamb.
Ammogeddon - see how long you can go without running out of ammunition in your weapon of choice.
‘Namageddon - see how long you can go without experiencing a terrifying flashback to your time in ‘Nam.
Pamageddon - see how long you can go without hearing a poetry reading by Pam Ayres
Stammergeddon - see how long you can go without quoting Michael Palin as Ken in “A Fish Called Wanda”.
Ramageddon - see how long you can go without hearing “Rama-Lama-Ding-Dong” by Sha Na Na.
Gammageddon - see how long you can go without being exposed to gamma radiation.
Grammargeddon - see how long you can go without hearing someone make a grammatical error. ALTERNATIVE version: see how long you can go without being enrolled in a grammar school.
Moamageddon - see how long you can go without visiting the NSW Riverina town of Moama.
Famageddon - see how long you can go without talking to your family.
Yamageddon - see how long you can go without a yam.
Clamageddon - see how long you can go without being eaten by a giant clam.
Camageddon - see how long you can go without dressing up as Cameron from “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off”.
Slamageddon - see how long you can go without entering a poetry slam.
Mamageddon - see how long you can go without becoming a mother.
Damnageddon - see how long you can go without being condemned to Hell.
Damageddon - see how long you can go without building a dam.
Tammargeddon - see how long you can go without seeing a wallaby.
Tramageddon - see how long you can go without being hit by a tram
Spamageddon - see how long you can go without being sung at by Vikings in a cafe.
Shamageddon - see how long you can go without realising your marriage is a lie.
Scamageddon - see how long you can go without giving your life savings to a charming stranger.
Examageddon - see how long you can go without studying for your exams.
Bam-bamageddon - see how long you can go without ranking your favourite Hanna-Barbera characters.
Blamageddon - see how long you can go without yelling “BLAM” for no reason.
Have fun!
BLAM