WHO SAID IT: Donald Trump or Rose Nylund?
Can YOU tell the difference?
Sometimes ex-president Donald Trump’s pronouncements are so nutty you’d think he were a fictional character. Can you tell which of these quotes is from Donald Trump, and which is from loveably daffy Golden Girl Rose Nylund?
“People can't go out and buy cereal or bacon or eggs or anything else. The people of our country are absolutely dying with what they've done. They've destroyed the economy.”
“All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected.”
“Like we say in St. Olaf, Christmas without fruitcake is like St. Sigmund's Day without the headless boy".”
“Why are we having all these people from shithole countries coming here?”
“Look at my African-American!”
“Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me ‘old,’ when I would NEVER call him ‘short and fat?’ Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!”
“We weren't allowed to wear berets at my school, it was against the St. Olaf dress code. They did let me wear a paper cap, though. It was long and pointy.”
“I’m the least racist person you have ever interviewed.”
“We are up BIG, but they are trying to STEAL the Election. We will never let them do it. Votes cannot be cast after the Polls are closed!”
“You need to hear about my cousin Ingmar. He was different. He used to do bird imitations.”
“People don’t know that, but I’ve appointed approximately 30%, some people say about 32% of the judges.”
“Arnold Palmer was all man, and I say that in all due respect to women. This is a guy that was all man. When he took the showers with other pros, they came out of there. They said, ‘Oh my God. That's unbelievable.’”
“You know what they say: you can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die.”